Hello.
I am BOB GALLEY, a retired doctor from Central Queensland, Australia.
For over forty years I have been actively involved with amateur theatre as an actor, director and writer. I have written a lot of plays, full length, one act and ten minute, Many genres are represented. Many of them have been performed locally, directed by myself and others; some have been performed interstate and even overseas; one has been adapted as a film. There are quite a few still in the pipeline.
Like all playwrights, nothing pleases me more than to have them performed, although there have been times when I had to grin and bear it. My most recent effort has been a musical KING PRAWN based on an earlier script. If anyone wants to perform or peruse any of them- feel welcome. Contact me on [email protected]
Several of them have been published- "THE FAMILY JEWELS", "A PIECE OF PAPER" both melodramas, by NEW THEATRE PUBLICATIONS, London, UK- https://www.stageplays.com. However, it appears that site is no longer active.
"WILL ANYONE COME TO OUR PARTY" and "IT LOOKS LIKE A SHEEP" one act black comedies by ONE ACT PLAY DEPOT, Saskatchewan, CANADA. http://oneactplays.net
"COME ON LITTLE FISHIE" is a full length play published by STAGE PLAYS.com. Permission for performance of these plays will need to be obtained from the publisher. Unfortunately, they seem to have disappeared. The one-act plays, "ARIA FOR A LAMBORGHINI", and, "THEY DON'T WRITE PARTS FOR OLD DUCKS", are also listed with stage plays.com. as are the melodramas "A PIECE OF PAPER and THE FAMILY JEWELS. "COME ON LITTLE FISHIE" is also is also listed with "NEW PLAY EXCHANGE", https://newplayexchange.org/
The Family Jewels (4m,4f) concerns the Governor who is a little too fond of philandering with Maisie, the maid, and his absent-minded wife who are awaiting the return of their son George who is bringing the family jewels. George's fiancée, Frances who is very aware of her humble origins reacquaints herself with Miss Horsfall, the Governor's efficient but unattractive secretary. Enter Uncle Richard, the villain who is intent on stealing the jewels. The ending is a little unexpected.
A Piece of Paper( 5m.5f-1 non speaking) includes several parodies of Gilbert and Sullivan songs. Lord Windoschmere has lost all his money, embezzled by Montague, posing as his nephew. Furthermore, Montague demands the hand of Angela, Lord's daughter. However, Watt, the inebriated butler and the avaricious Cook thwart Montague's plans. Angela's old school chum Rowena arrives with her very rich brother Reggie, who instantly enraptures Angela. The play is presented as if it is being studied by a class under the control of the Teacher who gets involved with the other characters. The maid Boobette assists the Teacher who along with Watt and Lord lust after her. Her Ladyship, whose memory is failing, meanwhile is carrying on with the gardener who becomes Rowena's object of desire. Ending a little unusual.
Will Anyone Come to Our Party (One Act- 2m,4f) This play has been performed numerous times in North America. It concerns Albert and Maud who like to invite people around for discussion groups. Unfortunately, no one ever comes because the topics are so bizarre. However, this time there is a response with 4 strangers, at least they appear so, arriving. Everyone, it seems has an ulterior motive and will use any means to achieve it. In the end Albert and Maud walked away unscathed from all the mayhem and destruction
It Looks Like A Sheep (One Act 3 parts 1f, 2 m or f) A scientist on the way to submit an academic paper comes across a strange individual who initially refuses to engage in conversation, preferring to analyze the shape of the clouds. It transpires that the scientist has unwittingly stumbled into a sinister plot involving the strange individual and the psychiatric nurse from whose care he/she has absconded. This play was broadcast on local radio in 2 parts and can be accessed at https://drive.google.com/file/d/1txvamDBAvJ0Lku04l2aFbbtq2IopaZdX/view?usp=drive_link &https://drive.google.com/file/d/1orDg3L-7A2VXzlPX-rlyW4I3fszHl3zI/view?usp=drive_link
Come on Little Fishie (4M, 4F) A full length play. Henry, a world authority on capsicums is seeking out a renowned capsicum crop. He meets Jack who sits, fishing rod in hand singing an inane song over and over again. Henry is ignored, intimidated and threatened yet he persists with his inquiry, eventually encountering Jack's family and associates, a truly dysfunctional group. Henry is embroiled in something extremely sinister. This play can be accessed. This is a full length play.at https://www.stageplays.com/products/come_on_little_fishiecategorycyberpresscode806. However, again there is a problem. I think that particular site is down.
A shorter version CAPSICUMS and LITTLE FISHIES exists
ARIA FOR A LAMBORGHINI concerns the actions of a family whose income depends on Don's talents as a forger. Brother Alfred's election to Parliament and his influence over the Prime Minister helps. Brother George fancies himself as a marksman but lacks the skill. Sister Amelia is a would-be opera singer but is hopelessly tone deaf and raucous. Sister Marcia is the self-appointed "godmother" of the family, while Edwina is the one who was hopelessly spoilt by, the late venerated Uncle Arthur. Problems are happening with the distribution of the forgeries, and the family feuding ends in multiple assassinations. The play was written for a wheelchair bound actor (Don)
A QUIET SUNDAY MORNING
The Rev Deacon has finished with the Sunday service and goes home for some peace and quiet, which doesn't eventuate. His teenage son is intent on making noise, his wife is stressed as the bishop is coming to tea later. Two of the ladies of the parish (bitter rivals) both seek his attention on matters concerning the forthcoming church fete. He has to find a way to placate them. A well-meaning parishioner decides it is time to mow the church grounds. The quiet Sunday morning disappears.


